The short bus

I rode the new city bus to school yesterday. It's free! It's actually looks about like those airport shuttle buses. Yes, in fact it was a short bus.

I rode the short bus yesterday.

Public transportation is funny. There are these unwritten rules that everyone is supposed to know and if you don't know them all the other bus riders laugh at you in their minds and smirk at you...

1)don't make eye contact with anyone
2)no talking
3)make it look like you're totally comfortable and at ease as the bus driver barrels around a turn causing your bag to slide off the seat on to the floor